HELLO ROBO DUDES AND ROBO DUDETTES! MY NAME iS JASZ, OR U CAN CALL ME JAY. i AM 20 YRS YOUNG AND i AM FROM PLUTANiA 32. iM NEW TO THE HOUSE OF ROBOTEAUX AND iM GONNA BE GiViN RELATiONSHiP TiPS AND ADViCE FOR THE LOVE BiRDS AND HELPLESS ROMANTiCS WHO MAY NEED A FEW POiNTERS.
i'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH SO LEMME JUMP RiGHT iNTO iT! SiNCE i'VE JUST BEGUN THiS BLOG, iM GONNA START WiTH HOW TO BEGiN A RELATiONSHiP. MY FiRST SUBJECT iS "WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN". ALL U ROBOS KNOW THAT BLiSSFUL STAGE WEN U MEET SOMEONE NEW. SOME SUPER DOPE ELECTRiC CHiC/DUDE THAT MAKES U SMiLE WEN U THiNK ABOUT THEM...? MY FiRST WORD OF ADViCE... NEVER SMOTHER YOUR CRUSH. UR JUST BEGiNNiNG. U NEED TO TAKE THiNGS A DAY AT A TiME AND DON'T RUSH ANYTHiNG. GET TO KNOW THEM. KEEP iT SiMPLE: THiNGS LiKE "WAT PLANET DiD U COMMUTE FROM?", "WAT GALAXY DiD U EVOLVE iN?". ROBODUDES, DUDETTES LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES SO ASK QUESTiONS. ACT iNTERESTED. iT MAKES A ROBO FEEL SPECiAL AND LiKE THiS MAY TURN iNTO SOMETHiN SWELL. BUT [NEVER] LEAD HiM/HER ON. THAT WiLL ONLY EXPLODE iN UR FACE... TAKE THiNGS SLOW AND KEEP THiNGS iNTERESTiNG. iF UR NOT iNTO iT, SAY SO. iT MAY BE A LiL HEARTBREAKiNG BUT iTS BETTER NOW BEFORE REAL FEELiNGS GET ATTACHED THAN LATER WEN HE/SHE iS TALKiN ABOUT TAKiN YOU TO HiS/HER PLANET TO MEET THE PARENTS. BE STRAiGHT FORWARD, OPEN, AND HONEST. DON'T BE CLiNGY. REMEMBER, iTS THE BEGiNNiNG AND U'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN. TAKE UR TiME AND U'LL NEVER CRASH AND BURN.
THANKS FOR READiN!! i'LL BE POSTiNG WEEKLY SO KEEP UP WiTH ME!! i GREATLY APPRECiATE iT! GOD BLESS.
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