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11.17.2009

10 COMMANDMENTS OF DOPENESS



1. SWAG = SATAN. DOPENESS = GOD.....self explanatory

2. Dopeness is a gift. NOT A RIGHT! So if you are blessed enough to have it. RESPECT IT!

3. YOU SHALL NOT USE THE WORD DOPENESS IN VAIN! "Dopeness of deck", "AYYYE breh got dat dopeness" and other related phrases wont fly

4. Tho shalt represent Dopeness all 365 days i na year. Every 31,556,926 seconds a year.

5. Tho shalt NOT dishonor your parents. They put the dopeness in your blood. So when your out in public, even in privacy ACT LIKE YOU GOT SENSE! Pull yo pants up, speak like your from this galaxy, and be presentable!

6. Dopeness shall not be murdered. Do not overkill this word. this lifestyle. Like in commandment 2, respect it. Use dopeness in MODERATION. and use DISCRETION

7. You shall not commit adultery with dopeness. Dont claim your down with dopeness and try to sneak "swag-related" comments in your life. ppl like me WILL CATCH IT! AND CALL YOU OUT! its either all the way or none at all

8. THO SHALT NOT.....SHALT NOT....SHALT NOT BYTE ANOTHERS DOPENESS! IDC THE EXCUSE! NO NO NO NO NO NO! FIND YOUR OWN STYLE AND STICK WITH IT! IF YOU BYTE SOMEONES STYLE YOU MITE AS WELL KILL THEM WHILE YOUR AT IT!

9. Perjury is the same as byting styles! If you lie and say you started a trend or a style or a word or anything, but you know you really didnt, is a super SMH moment. it makes you look stupid when your found out. so just tell the truth

10. You shalt not covet [HATE] on your neighbors or peers dopeness. This is a biggie. If you have dopeness, then YOU HAVE DOPENESS! None of us were given the same amount of dopeness. It varies. But DONT hate on someone elses dopeness if they have more of theirs is different than yours, thats the point....ITS DIFFERENT! deal with it. upgrade, change up. re-invent yourself

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